SPOTTED issue 1!

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Welcome to my first gossip roast! didn't think i forgot did you? I've been watching and i've gotten a few gossip worthy stories that i wanted to share with you all!

ISABELLA FINNIGAN && BENNY GALLAGHER

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These two Hufflepuff students were spotted in a book store in Hogsmeade. I was having some drama over ice cream in the shop when B came over to her rescue by talking down the shop owner. Heroic? I think not. Brewing romance is what's going on. I obviously has a crush on B, it can be seen from a mile away. I should learn how to pick up her men using tactics other than playing a damsel in distress.

EMILINE ST. CLAIRE && BENNY GALLAGHER

Battle of the Bands? Talk about an overused excuse. Battle of the friendships is more like it. Clearly, E is getting nervous about competition, and B is rising to the challenge. Teasing words were exchanged, but tension was behind every syllable. From Isabella Finnigan to Emiline St. Claire, B is catching good luck in every corner. Girls, beware, we have a Hufflepuff man-whore on the loose, one that's not afraid to take down friendships and book stores in the process. I'll be watching...

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[EMILINE ICELENE GALLAGHER]

Haha! This is cracking me up!
I'm not nervous about competition.
It's all in good fun!
We get more fans this way.
So hey hoe! Stop da flow.
Because you be wack!
Haha. But still very funny!

[JAMIE MADDOX]

OMG haha Benny boy is a player! didn't know you had it in you i kid of course. but seriously get a life and stop following my cuz!

[BENNY GALLAGHER]

*blinks* I am worthy of gossip... how intriguing but i am not a manwhore... can't i just be friends with these gals without people assuming things... Hell.. and mine and Emi's friendship is as strong as ever so screw off. the battle of the bands is all in good fun

[EMILINE ICELENE GALLAGHER]

Haha! Jamie you crack me up everytime!
Just don't screw over Selena *growls*
I kid I kid! Haha.
Agreed Benny. You aren't a full man whore.
Only slightly one!
Just kidding! Haha.
But for real. The battle of the Bands is all good fun.
And Benny and I are really good friends. So yeah. Whatever!
*snickers to self*

[LILY LUNA -----]

This is lame. Bloody Hufflepuff whores are trying to take over the school! How stupid is this? And they won't even own up to it. Well, this Slytherin Princess gives them an F, for Epic Fail.

[EMILINE ICELENE GALLAGHER]

Okay bitch!
That's not even cool.
Well I guess if I'm such a whore...
At least I'm getting more than you!
Suck it bitch!
But for real I'm not a whore.
And you're only a 5th year...
I could so kick your ass little girl!

[JAMIE MADDOX]

Ah Emi... glad that i could make you laugh. and you know damn well that i wouldn't screw Selena over. I am not like a certain guy ....

and this Slytherin bitch can shove it up her ass. She is just jealous that SHE ISN'T AS COOL AS YOU AND BENNY... yeah... i just had to say that.

[BENNY GALLAGHER]

If i was a whore i would be sleeping around with everyone... but there is only one that i like but i am not saying who... So shove it.

hey Emi--- We Huffles should totally rock this school to the ground

[EMILINE ICELENE GALLAGHER]

OH MY GAWD! JAMIE JUST CUSSED!
*faints* Never heard those words fly out of his mouth.
Mine maybe but not his!
FUCK YEAH!
Benny I agree. If you were a whore you would be sleeping with that Slytherin bitch.
Which your not.
So therefore... WHO DA HOE!
YOU DA HOE BITCH!
*snickers uncontrollably*
That's right! Not as cool as Emi and Benny!
Ha! That rhymes. Ironic! haha

[LILY LUNA -----]

It's funny how all of you are seventh years and you're beating up on a little fifth year for stating her opinion. How mean is that? You should all be seriously ashamed of yourselves(no, seriously, Hufflepuffs trying to take over the gossip scene? Next thing you know is that Ravenclaws are gonna burn all the books in the school!). So yeah, why don't you leave us poor Slys alone? -hardly believable innocent face-

[BENNY GALLAGHER]

I guess the reason the hufflepuffs are taking over the scene is because we are actually interesting... thank ye very much... and you are hardly innocent...

[LILY LUNA -----]

Hufflepuffs? Interesting? Don't flatter yourself. But, if you want to lie to yourself, that's fine. You're all pathetic enough to pull that off nicely.

[BENNY GALLAGHER]

at least i don't need to resort to dark arts to be truly talented unlike the whole house of slytherins... thinking they are so fucking awesome for throwing around unforgivables

[LILY LUNA -----]

Dark Arts? Throwing around The Unforgivables? Looks like someone's been sorely misinformed. Or are you just crabby that G caught you at your man-whoreish ways?