Post by XOXO ♥ on Mar 24, 2010 22:54:17 GMT -5
JOHNSON FAMILY DRAMA?
Yes, yes, we all know and love the Johnson family and all of their lovely, eye-catching, self-centering, psychotic love/hate fests. You know you do. So what draws everyone’s eye to this family? Well, you’re about to find out.
Let’s just say the starting point is when the youngest sister, S, got sorted into Gryffindor. The minute that happened…well, let’s just say that everyone who was smart enough to make the connection that A and K were related to S was mind-blown.
But what is the big deal? After all, tons of people get sorted into Gryffindor. But not from this family. A traditionally Slytherin line, the Johnson’s weren’t exactly the first people you’d think of when you thought of bravery and chivalry. But there’s a first for everything, right?
But it’s not only their family drama that causes them to draw attention to themselves. Nope, it’s the people they associate themselves with, too. Who knew that even though the J family was just about as rich as the Malfoy's and Potter's that they could hold the title for most drama within hogwarts record. I think they have even beat out the Malfoy's for most drama caused by a single family. This edition is solely focused on them. Champagne glasses raised to S, A, and K; you’re finally worth talking about.
SCORPIUS MALFOY && KARA JOHNSON
Oh, doesn’t everyone love this couple? They’ve had their fair share of ups and downs, though. These two lovers got together a little bit over a year ago, and haven’t fought once. Of course, S didn’t know that K was hiding a seriously big secret from him; one among the many that she had ‘forgotten’ to tell him. Little S, K’s little sister, was sorted into Gryffindor, and not Slytherin; where she should have been, according to her family lines. S, finding this out from little old me, decided that he would confront K on it, and ended up starting something close to World War III. Fighting wouldn’t exactly be good though, because it’s been said that she’s gaining a few pounds…anything you’d like to share S? K? Or does no one know yet? After all that fighting and weight talk, don’t you think the two of them would be tired? Not at all. Late night owls were sent between one another, hiding their conversation by writing in French. Excussez-moi? Did they think that French would hide what they said? Luckily, I had a little Beauxbatons girl eager to help me. Their conversation consisted of talk of eloping, family mess-ups, and the Romance Languages. Hint hint, is K trying to tell S something? Or is it the other way around?
ALEX JOHNSON && BIANCA MATTHEWS
Knowing each other ever since childhood, these two couldn’t be a cuter couple. Well, they could, if they’d actually get together. Many have seen them flirting with remarks and inside jokes that made others roll their eyes and ignore, or listen, if they had nothing particularly better to do. Apparently, the feeling is mutual between the two of them, as proved when they shared a little bit more than a snog session in the prefect’s bathroom. If you want to talk about destiny, just look at these two, who’ve been making progress since they were preschoolers.
KARA JOHNSON && BIANCA MATTHEWS
Just like her twin, K has been friends with B since childhood. So why are they growing apart? Some people say that they’re still as close as ever, but others say that they’ve seen some infighting in part of the Slytherin royalty. But how would this fighting make sense? Why would K and B, after knowing each other for so long, have something strong enough to get in between them and break them apart? It is said that K doesn’t exactly approve of her brother’s relationship with B, and is, apparently, trying to break them up. Jealous twin sister, much?
KARA JOHNSON && ALEX JOHNSON
Twin rivalry? Even better than just the normal sibling drama everyone’s come to expect with the J family name. Apparently, A and K don’t exactly prove of each other’s relationships. K doesn’t want A getting together with her best friend, B, in the case that she’ll end up becoming the third wheel, and A doesn’t want K and S eloping, as he’ll feel as if he’s losing both his best friend and his twin. So, so tragic. Let’s just hope that the make up is done in public. You know you want to say “Aww” when it happens…if it does.
KARA JOHNSON && SELENA JOHNSON && ALEX JOHNSON
Aww, big sister and little sister? How sweet. These two have been sharing make-up owls and meeting each other around the grounds. What actually caused the war between the J sisters? My sources tell me it was the fact that K wasn't to happy to hear about her sister being engaged to J. Yes that may be old news now, but when does a Johnson ever let things go? A has also been talking with Little S, making sure that she knew that he wasn’t holding a grudge. Family make-ups? Oh no, this won’t do. But it’s okay, it won’t last for long.
ALEX JOHNSON && JAMIE MADDOX
A Slytherin and Gryffindor meeting without ripping each other’s heads off? A and J made a truce, though, for Little S, deciding that family was more important than house rivalry. Deciding that they didn’t exactly have to be nice per say, but civil enough not to commit murder, they’re now trying to keep Little S happy. The lesson of this whole thing? Seems like A needs a bit more booze in the morning, all this rational thought might hurt his reputation.
ALEX JOHNSON && IZABELLA JODINE
So A must know a lot of people outside of Hogwarts. It seems like I has got herself a new man, I wonder what Al and B will think about this, and what of A's family? This has to be a planned meeting, does A and I have some history? I'm sure there will be more news to come soon, I will keep you up to date on these two.
LILY POTTER && ALEX JOHNSON[/i]
What is it with these two? Are they enemies or friends? Brother and sister, or lovers hiding the secret? A loves to tease L, but gets easily angered by her. L seems oblivious to everything, and seems to look up to A in an older brother sort-of way. But which is it? They can’t be enemies and friends at the same time! Sorry A, but we all know that the only people who do it better than anyone are K and L.
KARA JOHNSON && LILY POTTER[/u]
The best frenemies out there, and everyone knows it. But it seems like the power struggle is over. K has just announced that she is giving up her title as Queen. This title, something that has been a fight between the two for years now, has finally been handed over to L. Her first order of business? Terrorizing anyone that challenged her. But it doesn’t seem that K was just doing this out of the goodness of her heart. It seems like K has a hidden motive, one that I just can’t wait to uncover.
LUCIAN AVERY && KARA JOHNSON[/u]
Ex-lovers turned friends? I wonder what L and S think of this. Oh yes, they’re still pretty close. But doesn’t it seem suspicious that they’ve been spending a little bit more time together lately than they usually do? L and S better stay on their toes; they don’t want to lose a boyfriend or girlfriend to their best friend!
LILY POTTER && LUCIAN AVERY
The two of them? Together? Absolutely adorable. One problem; why is it that, all of a sudden, K has admitted to setting these two up? It seems like this was her motive. Pushing Lil out of the way so that she could step up once and for all and take over the kingdom? Brilliant, if I do say so myself. Problem? Using Luc, S, and Lil all at the same time, just for a title? Seems like K needs to sit down and get her priorities straightened out. In the mean time, is Lil and Luc’s relationship real? Or is K just causing Luc to use Lil? It seems like nothing in this couple will stay upright unless K gets her little paws out of it and leaves it to the two of them to figure out.
It seems like the Johnsons were sneaker than we had ever imagined. Amazing that even though one of them is a Gryffindor, she still has her fair share of royalty drama. Beware of the Johnsons though because, we can see it with our own eyes, people that are sucked into their ring only suffer at the hands of society and get themselves hurt. Our deepest apologies to S, Lil, Luc, B, and anyone else that has been with, friends with, or enemies with K, Little S, or A. Now you know the truth, and you should be thanking me. You know you want to.
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And I didn't get her pregnant, man, so you can shove it.